(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Chorus: profits first! profits first
civil rights can wait
all we want are shoppers
even if they’re full of ha--ate!
kick the poor off the streets
they’re just in the way
we don’t really need a law
to jail the poor today
(verse 1) we’re the DBA
and we have some advice
we can make big dough
on the housing crisis
if you’ve got a roll
you’re welcome here in town
but if you’re poor then here’s the door
you can't just hang around (chorus)
(verse 2) maybe it's unkind
but try to understand
you’re better off in jail
unless you’ve got a grand
here’s a ticket for you
we do it ‘cause we care
public streets are really neat
unless the poor are there (chorus)
*Downtown Berkeley Association – they wrote the anti-panhandling, the anti-sitting law, & the anti-stuff law
(to the tune of Silent Night)
where are the poor
sleeping tonight
housing is a human right
I got a ticket for just sitting down
I got a ticket asleep on the ground
I got a ticket for Christmas
at least they were thinking of me
ticket me now
ticket me now
I tried to get rich
but I don’t know how
Berkeley streets now belong to the rich
everyone else can go sleep in a ditch
I got a ticket for Christmas
at least they were thinking of me
if I lie down
they get in my face
I thought this
was public space
these “ambassadors” act like it’s theirs
talk about it but nobody cares
I got a ticket for Christmas
at least they were
thinking of me
where are the poor
sleeping tonight
housing is
a human right
I got a ticket for just sitting down
I got a ticket asleep on the ground
I got a ticket for Christmas
at least they were thinking of me
(to the tune of Angels We Have Heard on High)
city council up on high
who’s in charge of your police
none of you can tell me why
they won’t leave the poor in peace
oh…….city councilmembers
please won’t you say something
oh…….city councilmembers
please won’t you say something now
is this the best you can do
all these stupid Christmas lights
can’t the poor enjoy them too
don’t we have some civil rights?
(chorus)
your police have swept away
all my friends and even me
for just being here today
for just sitting peacefully
(chorus)
rich people get asked to stay
poor people get asked to leave
we’re so tired of going to jail
for the things that we believe
(chorus)
(to the tune of Joy to the World)
guess who’s in charge of this whole town
it is the DBA!
they run the city council
they run the police department
they’ll run you out of town
they’ll run you out of town
if you have no money just get out of town
guess who’s in charge of your civil rights
it is the DBA!
you’d better hope they like you
‘cause otherwise they’ll bite you
they’ll run you out of town
they’ll run you out of town
if you have no money just get out of town
guess who’s in charge of public streets
it is the DBA!
if you put up a poster
you will not win a toaster
they’ll run you out of town
they’ll run you out of town
if you have no money just get out of town
guess who’s in charge of elections
it is the DBA!
except for Measure S
they lose a few I guess, but
they’ll run you out of town
they’ll run you out of town
if you have no money just get out of town
(to the tune of Oh, Christmas Tree)
oh, DBA, oh DBA
what happened to your conscience
oh, DBA, oh DBA
what happened to your conscience
you chase the poor at Christmastime
for simply asking for a dime
oh, DBA, oh DBA
what happened to your conscience
oh, DBA, oh DBA
you’re just a bunch of bullies
oh, DBA, oh DBA
you’re just a bunch of bullies
we need to eat we need to sit
and sometimes even take a shit
oh DBA, oh DBA
you’re just a bunch of bullies
oh DBA, oh DBA
you spend a lot of money
oh DBA, oh DBA
you spend a lot of money
a little bit on Christmas lights
a lot destroying human rights
oh DBA, oh DBA
you spend a lot of money
oh DBA, oh DBA
we wish we had your budget
oh DBA, oh DBA
we wish we had your budget
for all you’ve spent getting nothing done
we probably could house everyone
oh DBA, oh DBA
we wish we had your budget
(to the tune of Oh, Come All Ye Faithful)
what’s wrong with our county
and our city council
why are there families living
out on the street?
why do our planners
only build for rich people?
they keep on building condos
they keep on building condos
they keep on building condos
that we can’t afford
why do these merchants
let themselves be harnessed
for fascist agendas of
the DBA?
real estate interests are
driving the agenda
of chasing round the homeless
of chasing round the homeless
of chasing round the homeless
all over town
no correlation
exists between panhandlers
and depressed effects on the
economy
our public spaces
should belong to all of us
let’s take back public spaces
let’s take back public spaces
let’s take back public spaces
and our civil rights
(to the tune of Away in a Manger)
away in a dumpster
with no place to go
the young, poor and homeless
just try to lay low
the stupid ambassadors
chase them around
the same here in Berkeley
as every damn town
what’s wrong with our city
that won’t house the poor
why won’t they build low
cost housing no more?
our dumb politicians
don’t return our calls
developers have most of
them by the balls
we have empty buildings
to shelter the poor
just call off the cops we'll build
campgrounds galore
community values
support those in need
but our politicians
are harnessed by greed
just follow the money
you’ll see what we mean
these green shirts aren’t here
just to keep the streets clean
ambassador fascists
are DBA staff
the rich get well treated
the poor get the shaft
(to the tune of The First Noel)
the DBA doesn’t represent me
but it wants to control
everything that we see
public streets and public space
public benches downtown
you can’t hang out in public
if a green shirt’s around
DBA, DBA, DBA, DBA
why is this town run by the DBA?
if you look like you have dough
then they welcome you in
if you’re poor then they’ll sweep you
right into the bin
they tried hard to make a crime
out of just sitting down
out of panhandling too
and just hanging around
DBA, DBA, DBA, DBA
why is this town run by the DBA?
politicians really suck
when they scapegoat the poor
instead of putting vacancy fees
on empty stores
we kicked Measure S butt
and we will not back down
these ambassadors need to get
run out of town
Our Town Is Not For Sale (Mary Don't You Weep)
(chorus) oh, Mary don’t you weep don’t you mourn
oh, Mary don’t you weep don’t you mourn
greed's not one of our values
our town is not for sale
big money's in the house today
buy your ticket and pay to play...greed etc. (chorus)
politicians look so crass
lining up to kiss developers' ass...greed etc. (chorus)
all they build in this town to rent
is luxury housing for the 1%......greed etc.
Skinner used to be on our side
til developers took her for a real sweet ride...greed etc.
one of these days and it won't be long
Skinner's (Caner's, Bates is) going to learn to sing this song... ...greed etc.
if I could I surely would
shut down the DBA for good...greed etc. (chorus)
one of these days and it won’t be long
Caner’s going to have to move along...greed etc. (chorus)
one of these nights around twelve o’clock
this old town’s gonna really rock...greed etc. (chorus)
Caner’s mad and you know what for
he can’t tear down our posters anymore...greed etc. (chorus)
long as they kick the poor around
take my shopping to another town...greed etc. (chorus)
(to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
god rest ye, merry gentlemen
unless you’re on the street
in that case you had better learn
to keep moving your feet
we’d love you if you had a lot
of money but you don’t
here’s a bus ticket somewhere out of town
out of town
here’s a bus ticket somewhere out of town
we used to care for strangers but
we don’t care anymore
two square feet of stuff or else
we’re showing you the door
our holiday tradition here
is kicking round the poor
here’s a bus ticket somewhere out of town
out of town
here’s a bus ticket somewhere out of town
you ask why not building housing for
the people on the street?
offending rich developers
means election defeat
and you can read the story right here
on our balance sheet
here’s a bus ticket somewhere out of town
out of town
here’s a bus ticket somewhere out of town
(to the tune of It Came Upon a Midnight Clear)
we’re sleeping in the midnight clear
because we have nowhere to go
we can’t afford the rent anymore
we don’t have that kind of dough
the rich have housing and we have none
it just doesn’t seem very fair
but Maio, Droste, Bates, Capitelli
and Moore do not seem to care
the people of Berkeley are fast asleep
they think we’re a liberal town
they think it's just a big mystery
that there's no housing around
there are no jobs housing shelter space
or campgrounds but still they can’t see
why everybody can’t just go home
they say, “it's working for me!”
until the voters turn out to vote
we’re stuck with this cheese-headed crew
so when you meet the non-voters we
hope you’ll encourage them to
please boot this council majority
stupidity’s tipping the scale
unseat these losers and do it soon
before this town is for sale
(to the tune of Deck the Halls)
deck the halls with fake compassion,
fa la la la la, la la la la
jail the homeless that’s the fashion, fa la etc.
decorate with shiny plastic, fa la etc.
profits make you feel fantastic, fa la etc.
hail the DBA before us, fa la…
tales of poverty just bore us, fa la…
we don’t care who sleeps in doorways, fa la…
just so we get rich in more ways, fa la…
don’t believe the Daily Planet, fa la etc.
if you see a copy can it, fa la etc.
big developers are truthful, fa la etc.
and, of course, their money’s useful, fa la etc.
you can suck my dick Jon Caner, fa la etc.
can we make it any plainer? , fa la etc.
while you are enjoying turkey, fa la etc.
we will be boycotting Berkeley, , fa la etc.
all our favorite stores are gone now, fa la etc.
this repression can’t go on now, fa la etc.
leases no one can afford now, fa la etc.
think it’s time to cut the cord now, fa la etc.
hear the Department of Justice, fa la etc.
DOJ says you are busted, fa la etc.
HUD says they will stop the money, fa la etc.
criminalization isn’t funny, fa la etc.