Press Releases
BAILIN’ ON PALIN
A rifle in one hand
And skirts to your knee,
OK in Alaska,
A bust as VP.
You love your relations,
And stick to the law,
Except when it comes
To your brother-in-law.
You’ve plenty of charm
And you’re certainly pretty,
But you’ve not had to manage
Any really big city.
You’ve not been to Russia,
Baghdad or Great Britain.
International leader?
You’re just a wee kitten.
You’re not above spreading
Political sleeze
In the hope your opponents
Just fall to their knees.
The right to abortion?
Your position’s no mystery.
If you get elected,
Roe v. Wade becomes history.
If you get to the White House,
The Dems will all grieve.
Forget flailin’ on Palin!
We’re bailin’—let’s leave!